Jodha-akbar

Okay , review time.. Children stop reading.

Lets say, we go from top to down... I like it that way ;)



Good parts
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1. This was my first movie of hritik, I guess. Cant remember seeing any other movie. I was impressed by his acting.
2. Since Aishwarya rai didnt need to be a "bubbly" girl, she was impressive too.
3. There is this romantic song..it was captivating. again, good performances.

Bad Parts
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1. Horses look like ponies. We dont either have the budget or the creative skill to make a war movie. the extras are dressed bad. We dont do enough research.
2. Movie looks suited for episodes in telly. You get a feel that you are watching sagar's ramyana.
3. You had to read the review to figure out, wht the movie was abt. Was it romance? Was it war? Was it about akbar?

Review
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Well, from what I saw this was an adult movie. The director was trying to tell us how akbar was planning to , you know, "do it" with jodhaa.

The movie starts with bairam khan yelling and shouting and chopping and then going to mecca.
akbar is this sexually frustu guy. He wants it badly. He tries it with an elephant, but he realises..he cant possibly do it. So just takes a ride.

The rajput king is impressed, he offers his daughter.

but jodhaa, has already had dreams with another person. But, dad knows better... So, an alliance is formed. Jodhaa makes two requests, to be a hindu and to have a temple in agra fort. Akbar needs "it" badly, so he says what the heck -Do whatever you want.

Marriage done. Akbar finnaly goes to the first-night room. ewww, isnt it awkward? Looks like Jodhaa is on the same wavelength. She shooes akbar off.

well, now we are talking about "akbar the great". You dont become "great" just like that. Great people have plans.

He first uses his badi amma to insult jodhaa by making comments on their sex life. Then akbar tried to seduce her by showing off his body.

hmm...I dont kinda remember the rest of the movie... Except tht they do it finally..

Great thought(s) for the day
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1. Impress father-in-law by trying to "do it" with an elephant. Make sure you dont overdo it, you dont want the father-in-law to get aroused.
2. Take into considertaion the girl talk.. The "I want to love you" before "we do it" thing. Akbar had to do some head chopping himself to reliev the pressure